• About the Buckleweeds

Johnny hates Metro Rail because:
• Metro Rail doesn’t run where Johnny needs/wants it to.
• Metro Rail doesn’t run when Johnny needs/wants it to.
• Metro Rail is petty.
• Metro Rail is not ambitious.

• Why doesn’t Johnny just take the bus?
• Will Johnny ever love Metro Rail?
• Do you think Metro Rail is a joke too?
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